If beer that moves you poetry, then it’s time for a haiku.

Parrotdog Boring Beer Oat Milk Hazy IPA

Creamy oat milk beer

Use it in my cereal?

That won’t be boring

Garage Project Double Party & Bullshit Hazy IPA

When it comes to beer

A recipe for success

Is to double it

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8 Wired Yuzu Superhighway Sour Yuzu DIPA

Sweetness of yuzu

A prickly tang of sour

Superhighway drive

Beer Baroness Passion Project Passionfruit Sour

Rocked my tastebuds hard

I’m passionate about this

Sour to the core

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Heaps Normal Quiet XPA


But not that you could tell though.

This is heaps normal!

Double Vision Nuaf Said Lemon Meringue Pie Ice Cream Sour

A tangy delight

Skip dessert, just sip on this

So good — nuaf said bro

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Emerson’s Turbo Hop Fresh Hop Riwaka Pilsner

Thirty years later

Still delivering the goods

A fresh cold hop hit

Deep Creek Crazy Hazy

Tripped out by the can

Buzzed on the passionfruit juice

I just wanted more

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