Stephen Gallagher brings his poetic licence to beer reviews in the form of haiku.
Change Maker Brewing Jolene Hazy Pale Ale
Jolene, Jolene, Jo-
Leen Jooooleeeeeeeeeneee
Couldn’t help myself.
Behemoth Pickle Nick
Pickles are my fav
That sweet sour brine flavour
Salty zing is good
Garage Project Treehugger NZ Pilsner
Elegant, zippy.
Easy drinking clean green beer
Good for the planet
Ballast Point Watermelon Dorado Double IPA
This is really
The greatest watermelon
I had this summer
Phat House Mega Mega Lager
Lazy sunny days
Calls for refreshing lagers
Phat amber taste
Bach Brewing Slo-Pour Pils
Life in the slow lane
Take your time with this pour, please
Make the most of it.
Boneface x One Drop Ambush In The Night Peach IPA
It just takes One Drop
Before the peachy goodness
Seeps into your soul
Choice Bros Lost Keys
If you’ve lost your keys
It doesn’t really matter
Because this beer’s nice